Coffee Chemistry

Welcome to Pastor Bob’s Office Coffee Café. When you visit your pastor’s office, you will treated to a delightful assortment of coffee beverage choices. Each day we offer…

Café Uno: A blend of day old coffee and water, micro waved to your specifications.
Café Chemistry: A frothy mixture of a half a cup of cold coffee still in the microwave and a half of cup of old coffee on Bob’s desk, micro waved to your specifications.
Radar Range Surprise: Simply open the microwave and choose between the three cups of old coffee sitting there.

The above special blends are served your choice of designer mugs. We offer…
Cups fresh from the dishwasher
Mugs washed in the bathroom sink
Older mugs wiped clean with your choice of paper towel or napkin

Try our special today: Fresh coffee, hot from the neat retro coffee maker. You have a choice of Folgers Cinnamon Swirl from Wal-Mart or whatever the pastors mood. Limited time offer. (Depends on how fast the pastor, his associates and office staff drink it)

God has a much better approach to coffee chemistry. 2 Corinthians 5:17 reminds us that “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!” Our old life, sins, guilt, and regrets are tossed out, poured down the sink, and in Christ, we are fresher than a Starbucks brew. Jesus gets rid of the stale, old and watered down parts of our life. Our relationship with Him is fresh and new each day.

Stop by the church. Try The Special. He won’t disappoint you.

And you’ll get you some good coffee too…