Three Christian martyrs are in heaven, looking down at earth on
Halloween. Let’s listen in to their conversation.
Jim Elliot: “Gentlemen, welcome to the M&M.”
Saturas: “Awesome, where is the candy?”
Pastor Kim: “I don’t think it’s that kind of meeting.”
Jim: “Quite correct. M&M stands for meeting
of the martyrs. I don’t think we have been formally introduced. I’m
Jim Elliot. I was speared by headhunters in Ecuador in 1956 for sharing the
Gospel.”
Kim: “I am Pastor Kim. 26 members of my church and
me were run over by a steamroller in Communist North Korea in 1950.”
Saturas: “I am Saturas. 2 others and I were thrown
into an arena 200 years after Christ and were torn apart by wild animals for
telling others about Jesus. Does that make me a martyr? ”
Jim: “Oh yes. The word 'Martyr' means
'witness.' In Acts 1:8, the apostles were called to be witnesses, or
Martyrs to what they had seen. And Martyrs often die for their faith. ”
Kim: “Let me lighten the mood a bit. That is a great
view of earth.”
Saturas: “What are those kids doing?”
Kim: “They seem to be going door to door begging for
food. I feel sorry for them.”
Saturas: ”Well, a skeleton seems to be fighting with a princess
over a pumpkin holding something.”
Jim: “Those are children wearing costumes.”
Kim: “Oh no! The children are not only poor
but they are thieves. The 21st century is worse than ever.”
Jim (laughing": ”No, No. They are
having an evening of fun.”
Saturas: “It looks like they are having a great
time. And they should celebrate, but aren’t they a day early.”
Kim: “I thought the good people of earth celebrated
us on November 1st.”
Jim: “November 1st is the correct day, although
they call it 'All Saints Day', which isn’t really accurate.”
Saturas: “I thought all Christians are saints.”
Jim: “You are quite right. But church history
has come up with the name so we are stuck with it.”
Kim: “Someone should tell the kids down there.”
Jim: “Sadly, they are not celebrating 'All Saints
Day.' They call this celebration 'Halloween.'”
Saturas: “So they are using the old word for saint or
reverent, 'Hallowed', like in the Lord’s prayer.”
Kim: “They celebrate the day before, so it is 'All
Hallow’s Eve.'”
Jim: “You gentlemen are quite right. I’m afraid
they have done the same with Christmas. The entire month is dedicated to
shopping, Santa Claus and mistletoe. Our Master in the manger barely
makes an appearance.”
Kim: “Easter is the same way. The empty cross
and tomb are replaced by bunnies and eggs.”
Saturas: “Bunny’s don’t lay eggs. I thought these folks
had discovered biology.”
Jim: “And these celebrations are usually done the
day before or instead of church.”
Kim: “But they have parades on the 4th of
July, not the day before.”
Saturas: “They have Veterans Day memorials on the day,
not the day before.”
Kim: “Why do they remember the less important holidays on
the day, and forget the vital holidays?”
Saturas: “I think people have always done that.
Plus, it’s not so much the day itself, but in remembering what we as martyrs
suffered and died for.”
Jim: “Actually, it’s who we suffered and died
for. We are honored in Revelation 6 under the 5th seal.
We suffered and died for sharing Jesus Christ when it wasn’t popular or even legal.
And we paid the same price Christ did. Only He paid it for all our sins.”
Kim: “Those kids do look like they are having fun.”
Saturas: “I just wish they had the candy when we were alive.”
Jim: “Okay, we can change the name of the
meeting. M&M candies are better anyway!