Church TV Guide

T.V. Guide for the church.

Summer is winding down and fall will soon be upon us. So, as a public service here is the newest edition of the Fall TV guide for the church.

Family Feud: New family trying to sit in the seat where someone has sat for the last 40 years

Law and Order: What children’s church workers aim for.

Kids say the darnest things: Remarks the kids say during the children’s sermon

To Tell the truth:  What the preacher tries to do every Sunday

Twilight Zone: What people slip into when the sermon goes too long

Big Bang theory: What happens when a sudden noise wakes them up

NCIS: “No candy in the service” was the rule that was quickly abandoned so parents could use candy as bribery to keeps kids amused

The Voice: That loud screaming noise during a sermon that doesn’t bother the preacher but embarrasses the mom

A million things: A explosion of glitter in the pre-school Sunday School class

The Rookie: The first-time teacher who has to clean up that glitter

Survivor: Vacation Bible School workers when the week is over

48 hours. How long the sermon feels when the Children’s church staff they have wiggly, loud kids

Amazing Race: Kids sprint to the bathroom between Sunday School and church

The Biggest Loser: The church when we don’t appreciate the amazing children God brings to us each week

This is us: Loving families in our church, working together to show the love of Christ to our community

Will and Grace: What we submit to God and what God gives to us.